Astral to Join OpenAI

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Astral's tools will join OpenAI's Codex team to push AI and software development forward. The goal remains to make programming more productive with tools that feel fast, robust, and integrated.

Show HN: Three new Kitten TTS models – smallest less than 25MB

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Kitten TTS v0.8 is out with 15M, 40M, and 80M parameter models for high-quality voice synthesis on CPU. It supports various voices and offers commercial support for teams integrating it into their products.

OpenBSD: PF queues break the 4 Gbps barrier

OpenBSD's PF packet filter now supports 64-bit bandwidth values, removing a 4.29 Gbps limit. This change allows correct configuration for high-speed interfaces up to 999G.

Juggalo Makeup Blocks Facial Recognition Technology (2019)

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Juggalo face makeup can evade facial recognition due to its black bands obscuring key features. However, Apple's Face ID uses depth perception, making Juggalo makeup ineffective against it.

Launch HN: Voltair (YC W26) – Drone and charging network for power utilities

Hey HN! We’re Hayden, Ronan, Avi, and Warren of Voltair (https://voltairlabs.com/). We’re making weatherized, hybrid-fixed drones deployed for power utility inspections. The U.S. has 7M miles of power lines (enough to go to the moon and back 14 times), and they're aging. Over 50% of all power flows through transformers that are at least 30 years old, which is about when they start to ...

Gauntlet AI (YC S17): Fly you to Austin, train you in AI, give you $200k+ job

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Two phases of AI-first engineering training with escalating complexity, focusing on building, iterating, and shipping at speed. Challengers learn to design, ship, and deploy AI systems, from core workflows to real-world applications.

The Shape of Inequalities

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You've created animations to help people understand inequalities in a geometrical way, using classic shapes like circles, triangles, and squares. Your visualizations show how the Arithmetic Mean (AM), Geometric Mean (GM), Quadratic Mean (QM), and Harmonic Mean (HM) relate to each other, and how they can be represented using geometric shapes.

Prompt Injecting Contributing.md

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The user's GitHub repository, awesome-mcp-servers, has been flooded with AI-generated pull requests, making manual review unsustainable. The user is exploring ways to distinguish human contributions from bot-generated ones to maintain open-source projects efficiently.

macOS 26 breaks custom DNS settings including .internal

World Happiness Report 2026

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John F. Helliwell, Richard Layard, Jeffrey D. Sachs, Jan-Emmanuel De Neve, Lara B. Aknin, and Shun Wang Helliwell, J. F., Layard, R., Sachs, J. D., De Neve, J.-E., Aknin, L. B., & Wang, S. (Eds.). (2026). World Happiness Report 2026. University of Oxford: Wellbeing Research Centre.

Consensus Board Game

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The user is explaining the mathematical concept of consensus, specifically the Paxos algorithm, through a series of illustrations of a committee of five members trying to choose a color for a bike shed. The user is focusing on the logical structure of the universe that makes consensus possible, and will eventually discuss the pragmatics of consensus in a future post.

US national debt surges past $39 Trillion

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US national debt surpassed $39 trillion, a record milestone, due to competing priorities and rising government spending. Experts warn of unsustainable borrowing and long-term financial burden on future generations.

What if Python was natively distributable?

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The Python ecosystem has overcomplicated distributed execution by bundling it with orchestration, forcing developers to adopt complex frameworks that sacrifice simplicity and flexibility. A new library called Wool aims to simplify distributed execution by making it transparent and allowing developers to write regular async functions that can be executed on remote worker processes without ...

Afroman found not liable in defamation case

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Afroman, whose real name is Joseph Foreman, was found not liable for defamation in a lawsuit filed by seven Ohio cops over a satirical music video. Foreman was sued for $3.9 million in damages but was cleared of all charges.

Ramtrack.eu – RAM Price Intelligence

Memory prices areloading… DUTCH MARKET PRICES — LOADING…

Hyper-optimized reverse geocoding API

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A self-hosted reverse geocoding service built from OpenStreetMap data returns street addresses from latitude and longitude coordinates. It's part of the Traccar open source GPS tracking platform and available as a hosted service or Docker container.

Pretraining Language Models via Neural Cellular Automata

Researchers found that large language models can be trained more efficiently using synthetic data from abstract dynamical systems, specifically neural cellular automata, rather than natural language. This approach enables in-context learning and reasoning capabilities without inheriting human biases.

Conway's Game of Life, in real life

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The user created an interactive display for Conway's Game of Life using a 17x17 matrix of switches and LEDs, with a Microchip AVR128DA64 MCU controlling the display and user input. The project involved designing a PCB, adding MOSFETs and transistors for row and column switching, and implementing safety features such as a watchdog timer and blackout window for screen updates.

Launch HN: Canary (YC W26) – AI QA that understands your code

Hey HN! We're Aakash and Viswesh, and we're building Canary (https://www.runcanary.ai). We build AI agents that read your codebase, figure out what a pull request actually changed, and generate and execute tests for every affected user workflow. Aakash and I previously built AI coding tools at Windsurf, Cognition, and Google. AI tools were making every team faster at shipping, but ...

Afroman Wins Civil Trial over Use of Police Raid Footage in His Music Videos

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US messageboard 4Chan mocks £520k fine for UK online safety breaches

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Ofcom fined 4Chan £520,000 for failing to comply with UK's Online Safety Act. 4Chan's lawyer responded with an AI-generated image, claiming the platform breaks no law in the US.

Nvidia greenboost: transparently extend GPU VRAM using system RAM/NVMe

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Monuses and Heaps

This post is about a simple algebraic structure that I have found useful for algorithms that involve searching or sorting based on some ordered weight. I used it a bit in a pair of papers on graph search (2021; 2025), and more recently I used it to implement a version of the Phases type (Easterly 2019) that supported arbitrary keys, inspired by some work by Blöndal (2025a; 2025b) and Visscher ...

I turned Markdown into a protocol for generative UI

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“User interfaces are largely going to go away,” Eric Schmidt predicts. Agents will generate whatever UI you need on the fly. I built a prototype to explore the premise. That’s an agentic AI assistant generating React UIs from scratch, with data flowing between client, server, and LLM. The prototype rests on three ideas: Markdown as protocol — One stream carrying text, executable code, and ...

Eniac, the First General-Purpose Digital Computer, Turns 80

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ENIAC, the first large-scale electronic digital computer, was unveiled in 1946 and revolutionized mathematics and engineering. It paved the way for modern computing and transformed industries with its high-speed, general-purpose computing capabilities.

Gluon: Explicit Performance

Gluon is a Python frontend to Triton GPU ttg IR, providing explicit controls and optimizations for GPU programming. It strikes a balance between portability and performance, suitable for domain-specific languages in the era of agentic AI.

Love of corporate bullshit is correlated with bad judgment

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Love of corporate bullshit is correlated with bad judgment: Synergizing the strategic inflection points on the global data network. Object permanence: Bluetooth headsets; Fruit sticker decoder; iPod batteries v DRM; Bruces's SXSW keynote; Piracy isn't funding terrorism; Hope v optimism; Identical twin time-travel prank; Prisoners draw corporate crooks; Spanish junkbots; Sheriff's ...

How many branches can your CPU predict?

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Processors can learn to predict branches over time, especially with repeated use of the same random values. AMD processors performed well in this benchmark, while Intel processors showed disappointing results.

LotusNotes

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The military played a significant role in the development of early computing, with many innovations arising from academic research laboratories at prestigious universities. The University of Illinois's PLATO system, developed in the 1960s and 1970s, was a precursor to modern computing and internet concepts, influencing the development of Lotus Notes, a groupware product that revolutionized ...

Austin’s surge of new housing construction drove down rents

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Austin, Texas, implemented policy reforms to increase housing supply and affordability, resulting in a 30% increase in housing units and a 7% decline in rents from 2015 to 2024. The city's proactive policies, including zoning changes, density bonuses, and streamlined permitting, have made it one of the only major cities where rent has fallen since the pandemic.